Sunday, September 26, 2010

She cheated me?

For those of you who are with girls, you might encounter a situation where the girl does some stupid shit and you feel like crap afterward but can't call on her bullshit since it's not technically "cheating" but when you do it she gets mad as hell. You know what I'm talking about, talking to your ex, dancing with a stranger, flirting... basically the stuff that are borderline or leads to cheating. You see women will do shit because they "feel" it's right, while us men do shit because we know it's right. It might seem like a very small difference but trust me, that difference will be the main cause of relationship troubles. So when you learn your girl did something she "felt" right. Heres what  you dont do:
  
 You see, at first you pull the "Oh my gawd no" face, which she now knows she hurt you but you quickly pull out your face number 2, so before she even feels any long term guilt you forgive her because you're afraid of losing her. If you do that, you just gave her a free season pass of cheat-o-rama. So now you're probably asking: wat do? I'll tell you right now, you take the very guilt she throws at you and you throw her back in her face. Like this:

The most important thing about this, is to keep your coolface (and we all know what a coolface is) on and then you tell her that it's so meaningless you don't even know why she even told you. Now I know you're going to tell me "But she's going to do it again!". Not so fast bro, if you do it before her and then brag about it, she'll feel like shit and after that you'll be able to say: you're right it's no big deal *coolface*. She'll feel like shit, you will repeat this every week until she learned her lesson. She cheated you? You'll cheat her. Fuck her. The moral of this is don't let her boss you. If she does something you don't like. Keep it cool, and shove it on her face in a passive-agressive way. And if you're tired of her bullshit, just dump her. It's much less painful than if she dumps you.

ps: Bonus tip, if she's about to dump you and you know it, interrupt her by saying you've had enough of her bullshit and dump her for some stupid reason she did months ago. That way you get to be the victim of enduring her!

 Remember, bros are ALWAYS wearing the pants.

9 comments:

  1. exactly! dont let her wear you pants! (metaphoricly)

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  2. Lol, Thats one hell of a post right there.

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  3. Eh I don't really have much luck with the ladies but thanks for the tips.

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  4. Never was one for the passive-aggressive method but this is some pretty decent advice. Find someone else and then dump her is still what I would do though.

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  5. Damn, this IS a good post. I'm going to have to try this.

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  6. Thanks for the comments on my last GTL blog post.

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