Monday, September 27, 2010

My perfume...? hum... axe?

Alright bros, today is basic theory on how not to scare people away! Smell.

Thats right smell is really important yet alot of guys just ignore this for god knows what reason. You see, when something smells good you are attracted by it. A cake, pizza, a cute girl that smells like flowers. You get what I mean. So here are quick tips for your smell.

1. Use soap EVERYDAY in the shower. It's important to use soap everyday to keep your hygiene to at least a tolerable level. If you want to be a bro, the LEAST you could do is wash your goddamn god-sent body. If you're a fat slob. Wash it anyway.

2. Deodorant. You know that putrid stink when theres a crowd? Yeah, make sure it doesn't come from you.

3. Perfume. You may be laughing right now with your can of axe. But that shit is entry level. Don't go on a date with a pretty lady with axe on, she'll be insulted. So if you have no idea what to put on, go to your nearest drugstore, sears, walmart or just your village mall. And check for perfume, they'll be giving you sample for you to try it on.

Now, if you have no idea what smells good or smells like old men, bring a friend with you, a girl. That will give you an excuse to leave the house and get a girl along. Just say something along: I got to buy perfume but I got the cold so I can't really smell, mind helping a buddy out ;). Then your sidekick will tell you what smells good. Now the buying part. If you buy it retail a small bottle may cost up to 80 bucks easily. Buy it online. You'll save at least 50 bucks. Thank me later :)

To be a good bro, you gotta smell nice!

24 comments:

  1. All people need to read your post to learn that it is good to use soape, deodorant and perfume. Not all people use..

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  2. I agree with the soap + deodorant, although i think perfume should be used mostly for special occasions, (that is if you replace the Axe by a proper Roll-on that actually smells good.)

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  3. good post but kind of obvious :)

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  4. hahah, we were just streaming amnesia on /x/

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  6. axe makes me nauseous half the time

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  7. Axe is kind of shitty, I use it but only a little. Overuse of such things can lead to chronic hatred towards you. Which is why I only use a little.

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  8. i love smelling good, girls love it!

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  9. I really love this article! Women are very smell-picky! Guys haves to smell good!

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  10. this is a good post that makes me want to come back for more

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  11. I bathe with salt because I've run out of soap. Salt seems to work just fine.

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  12. need some god damn old spice up in this biiiitch

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  13. Hahaha. Guess I have to buy perfume.

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  14. One should wear parfume on special ocassions only. If you wear it all the time you smell like the persians or turks..

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  15. smells nice!
    May The FORCE Be With You!

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  16. Remember cleanliness is next to godliness, and you can't cover up how much of a heathen you are with ambrosia.

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