My perfume...? hum... axe?

Alright bros, today is basic theory on how not to scare people away! Smell.

Thats right smell is really important yet alot of guys just ignore this for god knows what reason. You see, when something smells good you are attracted by it. A cake, pizza, a cute girl that smells like flowers. You get what I mean. So here are quick tips for your smell.

1. Use soap EVERYDAY in the shower. It's important to use soap everyday to keep your hygiene to at least a tolerable level. If you want to be a bro, the LEAST you could do is wash your goddamn god-sent body. If you're a fat slob. Wash it anyway.

2. Deodorant. You know that putrid stink when theres a crowd? Yeah, make sure it doesn't come from you.

3. Perfume. You may be laughing right now with your can of axe. But that shit is entry level. Don't go on a date with a pretty lady with axe on, she'll be insulted. So if you have no idea what to put on, go to your nearest drugstore, sears, walmart or just your village mall. And check for perfume, they'll be giving you sample for you to try it on.

Now, if you have no idea what smells good or smells like old men, bring a friend with you, a girl. That will give you an excuse to leave the house and get a girl along. Just say something along: I got to buy perfume but I got the cold so I can't really smell, mind helping a buddy out ;). Then your sidekick will tell you what smells good. Now the buying part. If you buy it retail a small bottle may cost up to 80 bucks easily. Buy it online. You'll save at least 50 bucks. Thank me later :)

To be a good bro, you gotta smell nice!

The way you walk

If you want to have the look of a bro you gotta learn how to walk like a bro.

First thing you need to stop looking at the ground! Otherwise you look like a sad snail, and guess what. It's not fun to hang out with sad snail, so if you want to be attractive to make friend or go flirting STOP LOOKING AT THE DAMN GROUND. Heres a picture I drew for you guys showing what you must not look like.

 

Now that you guys see what you must not do, I'll tell you exactly what you must do, you must have your head always above 90 degrees, never directly look down, if you need help just role play that you're a snobby english cheerleader, that should help your stance. Next your shoulder, make sure you are straight up, not only will this make you look more confident but it's also very healthy to stand like this, I know it feels really weird at first but I also drew a picture of how you're gonna look like if you listen to me. 

 

Help yourself and walk like a bro!